You don't play poker with your hands,
you play it with your eyes.
Some wear glasses,
I call them cheats
Nick doesn't have a poker face for nothing.
You don't play poker with your heart,
you play it with your head.
Fold unsuited two's and three's,
but raise your pockie aces
Simon doesn't part with his money easily.
You don't play poker for a handshake,
you play for cold hard cash.
Bring your queens
and a box of beer
Nads' place is always social.
You don't play poker to look cool,
you play to lose yourself.
Pray to the card gods
and stare down the dealer
I know Dan's bluffing the flush.
You don't play poker if you don't enjoy it,
you play something else instead.
Part with your money,
I'm happy to take it.
I know I've got you covered.